Oppressed Minority

Oh, the humanity! After that earth-shattering IED blast near Delhi's Red Fort on the evening of November 10, 2025—killing at least eight innocents and injuring 20 more in what authorities are probing as a potential terror act under UAPA, complete with links to a Pulwama doctor and a suspiciously explosive i20 car—I couldn't help but weep for the plight of our beleaguered minority community. Under the iron-fisted Modi regime, India has devolved into a veritable dictatorship of... wait for it... democracy gone wrong! Majoritarianism? Check. Hyper-nationalism? Double check. Rampant Islamophobia? Oh, absolutely, because apparently expecting everyone to follow the same laws is now a hate crime. And let's not forget the ultimate scam: "Terrorism has no religion." LOL, tell that to the folks who keep finding RDX stashes in mosques and hospitals—pure coincidence, I'm sure!

It's downright tragic how the Muslim community is being crushed under the weight of their "exploding" population, which, according to fancy projections from Pew Research and census gurus, is a whopping 15-18% by 2025 (around 20-23 crore out of 1.45 billion Indians). Nearing 40%? In some alternate universe, maybe, but here they're oppressed by merely growing faster than Hindus—how dare the majority not just roll over and hand over the census! It's heartbreaking that they're restricted from blasting "Allahu Akbar" five times a day at ear-splitting volumes in a country that's pagan, pluralistic, and somehow still tolerant enough to let loudspeakers wake up entire neighborhoods. Oppressive much?

And don't get me started on the BJP's fascist crackdown on stone-pelting during Hindu processions—like those Ram Navami clashes where "peaceful" crowds hurl rocks at devotees. How tyrannical to not let them express their "frustration" with bricks and bottles! The rights of Muslims are evaporating faster than triple talaq under the 2019 law that criminalized instant divorce—imagine, men can't just dump wives via WhatsApp anymore without facing jail time. What a blow to "personal law"! They're even questioned for polygamy, that noble tradition of four wives, now outright banned in Assam's shiny new 2025 bill (seven years in the slammer for bigamy, exempting tribals because fairness, right?). And beaten for "love jihad"? Pfft, as if trapping vulnerable Hindu girls in fake romances and conversions isn't just Cupid's arrow at work—states like Uttar Pradesh and Madhya Pradesh have anti-conversion laws for a reason, but nooo, that's oppression!

Now they're arrested for hoarding RDX, ammo, and explosives in hospitals? Seriously, folks, do they not have the right to DIY chemistry sets anymore? Just last month, ATS raids netted hundreds of kilos of IED material nationwide, but heaven forbid we interrupt their "hobby." Are they losing the sacred right to orchestrate massive terror attacks, like the ones that keep popping up despite all that "no religion" nonsense? And property rights? Forget it—they can't just barge into any land and declare it waqf, even though the Waqf Board already lords over 9.4 lakh acres across 8.7 lakh properties (valued at a cool ₹1.2 lakh crore), making it the third-largest landowner after Indian Railways and the Armed Forces. Oppressed? They're practically real estate moguls, but apparently not mogul enough!

They don't even have the freedom to proclaim Islam superior to the Constitution—the very document that protects these ingrates in a land they call "kafir"! In this BJP hellscape, they can't rant against Hindus reclaiming ancient temples, like Ayodhya's Ram Mandir after centuries of "occupation." With their shoddy craftsmanship, they could only slap on a mosque and call it a day, but now even partial vandalism rights are slipping away—how will they desecrate next? Their grand dream of Ghazwa-e-Hind, that mythical conquest straight out of radical WhatsApp forwards, gets foiled at every turn. Intolerable! The audacity of Hindus to say "enough" after 1,000 years of "tolerance."

We can't just twiddle our thumbs while this Hindu-Muslim "bhaichara" farce crumbles—it's time to rise, folks, and cement India as a Hindu Rashtra. Because, let's face it, this is the only homeland we've got left before it turns into a caliphate-themed amusement park. Wake up, or soon we'll be the "minorities" begging for scraps!